bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

Pull up your chaise longue, extend your legs, take off your pants and mix a drink of your choice

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bangs and whimpers

  • The guy in advertising

    Both of us have been drinking and we end up meeting later than I’d have liked. But my run of being sensible has ended in a flaming glory of hormones and lust. Earlier in the day we’d wound each other… more ›

  • The Fireman

    I know right? I could just end the blog here and mic drop. Every woman’s fantasy. We meet for a coffee around the corner during which I learn three things: 1. He’s a lot fucking hotter than his pictures 2.… more ›

  • The Cyber Security specialist

    Or: How I was seduced by a member of a private club I hadn’t been to before. We meet downstairs: he has to collect me at reception as non members aren’t allowed on the roof unescorted. He’s not bad looking,… more ›

  • The Facilities Guy: 9 months on

    I haven’t seen him in a while. He’s oddly chatty suddenly, has been looking for a new place to stay. I ask him if he needs my spare room – thinking that a lodger playing bills and fucking me is… more ›

  • Hogtied

    We’ve slept together a few times now, I know he’s active on the swinging scene and enjoys clubs. Last time he came over but forgot to get the equipment out of the car. This visit I ask him to bring… more ›

  • 2018: A Year in Review

    Before you panic and think we’ve gone all serious, don’t worry. This is a SEXY year in review. We’re been writing the blog now for five years. Some have been easier than others. Last year was particularly difficult to keep… more ›

  • Two guys one night

    I’m more than a little tipsy. A friend is in town from Germany and I don’t want to follow him into town when I’m so close to my ends. I make my excuses and leave the party, not really realising… more ›

  • The Art Director again

    So here he is after a few false starts. I can’t work him out and he can’t work me out. I decide a glass of wine and a chat before moving to the bedroom and he likes the idea. He… more ›

  • The Enterprise Consultant again

    Here I am, hurtling towards the west of the city again. He’s told me his room number and told me the champagne is on ice. I’ve had a terrible day and this seems to me like the best way to… more ›

  • The MySpace Star

    Yeah. I’m about to fuck someone who is almost half my age. We’ve had phone sex, me for the first time in ages, and less willing but its fun. My god he knows exactly what to say as well. It’s… more ›