bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

Pull up your chaise longue, extend your legs, take off your pants and mix a drink of your choice

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bangs and whimpers

  • The Copier Repairman

    It’s less than 24 hours since the last fuck but I still need some more good hard dick. This guy is at least in the area and I’m working from home. No-one will notice I’m not online for half an… more ›

  • The guy in advertising

    Both of us have been drinking and we end up meeting later than I’d have liked. But my run of being sensible has ended in a flaming glory of hormones and lust. Earlier in the day we’d wound each other… more ›

  • The Fireman

    I know right? I could just end the blog here and mic drop. Every woman’s fantasy. We meet for a coffee around the corner during which I learn three things: 1. He’s a lot fucking hotter than his pictures 2.… more ›

  • The Cyber Security specialist

    Or: How I was seduced by a member of a private club I hadn’t been to before. We meet downstairs: he has to collect me at reception as non members aren’t allowed on the roof unescorted. He’s not bad looking,… more ›

  • The Facilities Guy: 9 months on

    I haven’t seen him in a while. He’s oddly chatty suddenly, has been looking for a new place to stay. I ask him if he needs my spare room – thinking that a lodger playing bills and fucking me is… more ›

  • Hogtied

    We’ve slept together a few times now, I know he’s active on the swinging scene and enjoys clubs. Last time he came over but forgot to get the equipment out of the car. This visit I ask him to bring… more ›

  • 2018: A Year in Review

    Before you panic and think we’ve gone all serious, don’t worry. This is a SEXY year in review. We’re been writing the blog now for five years. Some have been easier than others. Last year was particularly difficult to keep… more ›

  • Two guys one night

    I’m more than a little tipsy. A friend is in town from Germany and I don’t want to follow him into town when I’m so close to my ends. I make my excuses and leave the party, not really realising… more ›

  • The Art Director again

    So here he is after a few false starts. I can’t work him out and he can’t work me out. I decide a glass of wine and a chat before moving to the bedroom and he likes the idea. He… more ›

  • The Enterprise Consultant again

    Here I am, hurtling towards the west of the city again. He’s told me his room number and told me the champagne is on ice. I’ve had a terrible day and this seems to me like the best way to… more ›