bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

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bangs and whimpers

  • The Roadie

    We chatted a bit a few months ago but honestly, I couldn’t be bothered to go meet someone at 10pm in a hotel, even though it was down the road. I know I know, past me would have been all… more ›

  • The Media executive.

    He’s Spanish and I keep peeking at his profile picture because he’s so good-looking. What the hell does he want with me? We chat for a few days on the app and move to WhatsApp. He’s away, I’m away –… more ›

  • The guest

    I haven’t seen him in two weeks, the last few times he’s bailed. I imagine him fucking his way across the country and ranking his conquests. It’s frustrating but I get it : he has to fuck according to which… more ›

  • The builder

    It is months since I have seen him after blocking him. He became needy and aggressive and I didn’t have the capacity to deal with it. Now it seems he has a new profile and a new offer to sleep… more ›

  • Tuesday afternoon

    He’s asked me to get out the toys for this visit. I don’t have much time so I only get a small selection of what I use and what I’d like him to use on me. It’s always interesting to… more ›

  • Here we go again

    So here we are : my first threesome in 6 years. The last time was traumatic and I’m keen to please M and shake off the bad experience. I’m trying not to overthink it : it’s just sex with one… more ›

  • The Postman

    In a pandemic, the natural step is to indulge in some self- love. You’re not allowed to meet new guys or even old guys unless you know where they have been and weighed up the risk. Truth is, even the… more ›

  • Back in the saddle

    15 months without sex can get to a girl. Especially a horny girl who doesn’t need much encouragement now to get wet. So I go back to the swingers site and plunge myself into a sea of cocks. Maybe I… more ›

  • Senses

    A week ago a postvan pulled up to park outside the house. The guy inside took out a bacon sandwich and bit into it. Something about the way he opened his mouth and put it in was an instant turn… more ›

  • Knickers

    I haven’t spoken to him in a while. I’d noticed a few posts on Twitter and eventually, we get around to DMing again and then WhatsApp. He’s caged at the moment with a new pink plastic sissy case for his… more ›