bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

Pull up your chaise longue, extend your legs, take off your pants and mix a drink of your choice

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bangs and whimpers

  • The Michelin star chef

    I can’t read him at all when I meet him: he’s quiet, polite and possibly not an axe murderer. He offers me a drink as soon as I get there and we do the chit chat you do when you… more ›

  • Acorn

    It’s rained all day. He’s grumpy. I’m grumpy. It’s my first day in a new job. I’m late arriving at his because my boss wanted to take me to the pub. We get back to his after buying some small… more ›

  • The One?

    I haven’t seen him in over a year. I had to wean myself off him, delete his number – you know the drill – dear reader you were there. But when I do a random search of his old username… more ›

  • The Electrician

    He’s not my usual type but he’s made me laugh on messages and he’s available during the day which is what I need right now. We meet in the designated coffee shop which he struggles to find. Very quickly we… more ›

  • The Copier Repairman

    It’s less than 24 hours since the last fuck but I still need some more good hard dick. This guy is at least in the area and I’m working from home. No-one will notice I’m not online for half an… more ›

  • The guy in advertising

    Both of us have been drinking and we end up meeting later than I’d have liked. But my run of being sensible has ended in a flaming glory of hormones and lust. Earlier in the day we’d wound each other… more ›

  • The Fireman

    I know right? I could just end the blog here and mic drop. Every woman’s fantasy. We meet for a coffee around the corner during which I learn three things: 1. He’s a lot fucking hotter than his pictures 2.… more ›

  • The Cyber Security specialist

    Or: How I was seduced by a member of a private club I hadn’t been to before. We meet downstairs: he has to collect me at reception as non members aren’t allowed on the roof unescorted. He’s not bad looking,… more ›

  • The Facilities Guy: 9 months on

    I haven’t seen him in a while. He’s oddly chatty suddenly, has been looking for a new place to stay. I ask him if he needs my spare room – thinking that a lodger playing bills and fucking me is… more ›

  • Hogtied

    We’ve slept together a few times now, I know he’s active on the swinging scene and enjoys clubs. Last time he came over but forgot to get the equipment out of the car. This visit I ask him to bring… more ›