bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

Pull up your chaise longue, extend your legs, take off your pants and mix a drink of your choice

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bangs and whimpers

  • PHOTOSHOP HANDSOME

    This guy was a real charmer. We IM’d for a few weeks, him telling me what he wanted to do to me, asking for my credentials (ifyuhgetwhaddimean) He kept sending me photos. His profile pics were HOT DAWG already. Then… more ›

  • ancient history

    I think I was around 20/22 when I met him in a total dive bar in Enfield. I was with a female work colleague who was double my age but knew the barman.  As a result I was drunk. We… more ›