bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

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bangs and whimpers

  • 2018: A Year in Review

    Before you panic and think we’ve gone all serious, don’t worry. This is a SEXY year in review. We’re been writing the blog now for five years. Some have been easier than others. Last year was particularly difficult to keep… more ›

  • Two guys one night

    I’m more than a little tipsy. A friend is in town from Germany and I don’t want to follow him into town when I’m so close to my ends. I make my excuses and leave the party, not really realising… more ›

  • The Art Director again

    So here he is after a few false starts. I can’t work him out and he can’t work me out. I decide a glass of wine and a chat before moving to the bedroom and he likes the idea. He… more ›

  • The Enterprise Consultant again

    Here I am, hurtling towards the west of the city again. He’s told me his room number and told me the champagne is on ice. I’ve had a terrible day and this seems to me like the best way to… more ›

  • The MySpace Star

    Yeah. I’m about to fuck someone who is almost half my age. We’ve had phone sex, me for the first time in ages, and less willing but its fun. My god he knows exactly what to say as well. It’s… more ›

  • The Airbnb Host

    He looks like Bradley Cooper. That’s all we can think of as we sit across from him with a drink. The eyes and the nose are exactly the same and they sparkle and flash as he tells me his filthiest… more ›

  • The Enterprise Consultant

    He meets me at the tube stop just in case I get lost which is a lovely gesture. I freak out when I see what I think is him, luckily it isn’t. But, his photos are four years old and… more ›

  • The Offshore Recruiter

    We meet after work on a Thursday, I take him to a hidden cocktail place where you enter through the fridge. It’s a bad idea as he doesn’t drink cocktails and slates the beer on offer. The waitress can probably… more ›

  • The Art Director again

    It’s Saturday and a series of his messages comes through, less than a week after we’ve met. If you’re a female reader you will know the drill – I’m horny, my cock needs sucking etc etc. All expecting you to… more ›

  • The Art Director

    We grapple in the hallway of my house, I’ve already told him I’m not wearing a bra so he’s very quick to slip down the shoulders of my lace body and grab my breasts. I think he puts them in… more ›