bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

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bangs and whimpers

  • Unexpected Monday

    The facilities manager is messaging me. I’m out shopping on a random day off, not far from home. He asks for pics: I get home and send a few cheeky snaps. Next thing I know he’s on his way from… more ›

  • Thursday 3pm

    He was the very last guy I met on the swinging site, and has fucked me up the most. Because I think I’m in love with him. But let’s push that aside for the moment and cut to Thursday afternoon.… more ›

  • Exorcism III

    It’s the day before Valentine’s Day. Too hard to avoid these days as most shops and brands throw it in your face and everywhere there are hearts and red roses. He’s asked me to stay over, but to date our… more ›

  • Tuesday morning

    He comes over early, before 9am. I’ve been getting ready for a while but as usual seem to have run out of time. Instead of greeting him in my unwoken state I need to shower and make the effort, given… more ›

  • Room 506

    He’s in the lift again, this time in shorts and shirt, as if someone has just disturbed him getting undressed. We’re not alone on the journey up to his room so there is an awkward tension and I don’t say… more ›

  • The Government Consultant

    The lobby is full of coloured balloons, I have no idea why. On each table, across the bar, on a few chairs. I want to stroll in and say “For me?” but I don’t of course. I can’t help but… more ›

  • Not yet

    This is not a tale about sex: it is a tale of longing. Of playing a waiting game. Waiting until he is ready, I am ready. Maybe I have fallen in love with him. Maybe I fall in love with… more ›

  • The government consultant, again

    This time he’s staying in a Park Lane hotel, so of course I can’t resist. It’s been about two months since I last saw him, which is cool enough. He is a true friend with benefits. So as I sashay… more ›

  • The Repair Guy

    He pushes my legs up and then apart so I’m lying with them open like a butterfly’s wings. He exclaims that my lips are swollen and begins to massage my inner thighs. I close my eyes and marvel at his… more ›

  • The Facilities Manager ad infinitum

    It has been months. So when I bump into him at the station I don’t quite recognise him, I actually think “hmm he’s handsome” before he waves at me and shocks me out of my daze. There is a lot… more ›