bangsandwhimpers

You may have read our post recently on submission over on @seasideslut ‘s blog. Because there are two of us, we thought the best way to write a joint post was to interview each other. We had such a great… more ›

He was right on time. Wearing a battered leather jacket, his hair slicked with too much product. We grabbed at each other as soon as he closed the door. His hands quickly found my suspenders and stockings and he sighed.… more ›

@seasideslut asked us a while back to write on submission. After a lot of back and forth, like every great collaboration, you can read our post here on her site: Here is her back. Or forth. How I behave sexually… more ›

I’m the banger that is dating. Talking and meeting lovely people. I am attempting to meet someone to cuddle and snuggle with, rather than just fucking in the toilets (although if the love of my life doesn’t like the occasional… more ›

He lay on his back, spread eagled on my sheets. I went over to the drawer and took out the harness and dildo. “Last time you surprised me, you already had it on under the covers” he giggled. “Does it… more ›

I came quickly, because goddammit I needed to. I’d thought about it earlier while he talked, watching his lips, imagining them pressed against my cunt. As I shuddered, my legs losing control, his tongue worked quickly to lick up all… more ›

No. I wasn’t sure there would be a part four either. But I’m glad there was. He brought chocolates. We drank wine. We talked for hours about politics, education, science, maths and further maths. Hell, I even showed him the… more ›

He used to text me. He’d ask if I was free that day, never any more notice than that. Now he doesn’t. I still message him of course, he still replies. He’s never available. It’s not the same, something has… more ›

This is another post for @sexblogofsorts Non Clickbait competition Music and sex are inextricably linked. Some would argue you can’t have one without the other. On one memorable, and shameful occasion I ended up fucking to the Kaiser Chiefs. Not… more ›

This is our entry for @sexblogofsorts ‘s competition: Don’t read clickbait, read this: **The Competition** http://youtu.be/kXBLJ6JHdFM This song came out in the early 80’s, before I’d kissed anyone. In it, Will Powers sings about the importance of not ruining a… more ›