bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

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bangs and whimpers

  • The Property Developer Part Two 

    His cock was driving into her: the slap of his balls, the thrusting,and his expression of real effort all served to get her really fired up. She was loving this youth, this energy that he mounted her with. Goddamn it,… more ›

  • The Property Developer Part 1

    She’s in a cab, crawling through the London streets during a tube strike. It’s hot and the air con is on, she’s now a little too cold. He’s messaging her the whole time, saying he’s excited to finally meet her. … more ›

  • The Return

    I hadn’t seen him in 6 months. The last was the week before Christmas. Each time this year, his texts had come through at the wrong time or I had been in the wrong place. Of course there had been… more ›

  • Pic-knickers

    Finally, summer had hit the city. And it seemed stupid to just go home and sit in front of the TV. I picked up a chilled bottle of wine from M&S along with olives, antipasti, bread and dips.  I settled… more ›

  • It was about time

    I’m opening the wine in the kitchen – just for him. I’m not having any because I have a big day tomorrow, sensible as usual. suddenly he’s in there with me, behind me, pushing my dress up past my hips,… more ›

  • The Certified Gas Engineer

    It was a spur of the moment decision. He’d suggested he drive to my workplace to meet – apparently he was 7 minutes away and just about to walk into the tanning salon.  I had a meeting and was pretty… more ›

  • The Date : Part Two

    Morning. Way too early to get up. We both twist and turn pretending we’re asleep. He gets up to the bathroom, I then take my turn. Today the gap between us seems huge. I’m still angry about the night before,… more ›

  • Guest Banger : @TimmyTuttles

    It’s been a while since we had a guest post- and who better to fill our holes than our recent discovery @timmytuttles. We devoured his Ebook in one sitting and advise you do the same – and follow his blog… more ›

  • The Date Part One

    It was our first proper date. Dinner and a movie.  With anyone else, or even alone, these things are mundane, everyday. He held my hand all through the film, his fingers twisted with mine. He threw an arm around my… more ›

  • Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll 

    This time he brought weed. It was good shit as well. As soon as I unrolled the foil wrapping the plastic bag I could smell it wasn’t just some run of the mill stuff. As he rolled he playfully grabbed… more ›