bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

Pull up your chaise longue, extend your legs, take off your pants and mix a drink of your choice

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bangs and whimpers

  • Guest banger: @StillDating

    I am now divorced but years ago the night before my wedding I was alone just relaxing after having dinner with my brothers. My bride Lisa who had been living with me in sin had moved to her parents two weeks… more ›

  • Tricolor

    It’s been a month since we last got together. So much so that I crave his touch, his French whisper in my ear and his brute force, his possession of me.We’ve talked about how this time will play out. No… more ›

  • The other Business Analyst part 4

    I’m beat. He doesn’t know I came in my pants earlier, about an hour before he got here. The ritual of dressing in stockings and suspenders never fails to get me off but I took myself by surprise. Just fingering… more ›

  • The other Business Analyst – part three

    So my head is between the pillows, my ears are between his thighs and his cock is in my mouth. His ass is in my eyeline and he is teasing my clit and pussy. A 69 is always a complicated… more ›

  • The other Business Analyst – part two

    His cock is cut and half light brown, half dark brown like his skin. He’s shaven a bit but isn’t perfectly manscaped. His size is kind of smaller than my regulars but pleasant to have in the mouth and hand, enough… more ›

  • The other Business Analyst – part one 

    Where do I start with this one? Reader I don’t know. Do I tell you about how he took my breath away when he walked into the bar?  Do I explain how we ended up in bed despite me having no… more ›

  • Mon Dieu 

    It’s my day off, a beautiful sunny afternoon and he’s coming over. I only have half an hour to prepare. I select stockings and suspenders, a bra he hasn’t seen before. Modest heels and a jumper and skirt – it’s too… more ›

  • The Facilities Manager again 

    She wakes up wet, the tops of her thighs sticky with her own juices. It’s a shame to shower it away but he will be here soon and she wants to be ready. She decides on no bra – she wants… more ›

  • The Compliance Analyst #2

    Oh reader. I know what you’re thinking already – him again? Even with the sex faces? This time I’m cooking him dinner. I’ve asked a male friend what to cook and in pushing the boat out and practically setting sail with… more ›

  • The Compliance Analyst #1

    It’s our second date. We meet late, after a concert and I realise I really fancy him. We have a great night and flirt outrageously. He ends up asking to come back to mine- some excuse about needing to charge… more ›