bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

Pull up your chaise longue, extend your legs, take off your pants and mix a drink of your choice

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bangs and whimpers

  • The House Call 

    He arrives in his overalls and I keep up the pretence of him looking at my sockets. He is shy; clearly uncomfortable in his work gear and strips it off quickly. He starts to kiss me but I am greedy… more ›

  • The Certified Electrician 

    At the time of writing I have already seen him twice in one week. I have already met him in a public place for safety, shared a nervous drink with him and invited him back home with me.  He is… more ›

  • Proverbs 26.11

    That’s how the saying goes isn’t it? as a dog returns to its vomit, so fools repeat their folly. I hate to go all biblical on you, dear reader – but needs must in desperate times.  I had already had… more ›

  • Booty Call

    He is late. An hour and a half later than expected and I am bored. No longer feeling sexy in the outfit I carefully selected, this feels like more of a chore than anything else. He arrives in jogging bottoms… more ›

  • Guest banger: @StillDating

    I am now divorced but years ago the night before my wedding I was alone just relaxing after having dinner with my brothers. My bride Lisa who had been living with me in sin had moved to her parents two weeks… more ›

  • Tricolor

    It’s been a month since we last got together. So much so that I crave his touch, his French whisper in my ear and his brute force, his possession of me.We’ve talked about how this time will play out. No… more ›

  • The other Business Analyst part 4

    I’m beat. He doesn’t know I came in my pants earlier, about an hour before he got here. The ritual of dressing in stockings and suspenders never fails to get me off but I took myself by surprise. Just fingering… more ›

  • The other Business Analyst – part three

    So my head is between the pillows, my ears are between his thighs and his cock is in my mouth. His ass is in my eyeline and he is teasing my clit and pussy. A 69 is always a complicated… more ›

  • The other Business Analyst – part two

    His cock is cut and half light brown, half dark brown like his skin. He’s shaven a bit but isn’t perfectly manscaped. His size is kind of smaller than my regulars but pleasant to have in the mouth and hand, enough… more ›

  • The other Business Analyst – part one 

    Where do I start with this one? Reader I don’t know. Do I tell you about how he took my breath away when he walked into the bar?  Do I explain how we ended up in bed despite me having no… more ›