bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

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bangs and whimpers

  • The editor

    He was polite, I knew that already. A very important asset in the bedroom -as he pointed out later. We got down to business pretty quickly, having a sexy fight kneeling on the bed snogging each other’s faces off with… more ›

  • Standing in the Way of Control

    “Show me how you wank” The words came out of my mouth fast. I hadn’t even really thought about it. Had I told someone to do that before? “I want to see how you do it” I added quickly. We… more ›

  • In the park, Round 1 and 2

    Round 1 After a series of missed calls, different numbers and a bit of anxiety about whether he would even show, we met for a date after he finished work. The way he hugged me when he saw me, I… more ›

  • Featured on Elust #61 – our first time!

    Photo courtesy of Maria opens up Welcome to Elust #61 – The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism, erotic writing, relationship advice or kinky… more ›

  • Guest banger number 2 : Anon

    The Red Box I wasn’t a ‘one night stand’ sort of girl. But it had been a long time. And every now and then, a girl needs to indulge herself. He was a ‘Mr Big’ if ever I met one.… more ›

  • Hot town, summer in the city

    We rode the bus home to my place. It was early evening, hot and close. I could feel sweat dripping down my back. I took a seat, he held onto one of the overhead straps. It was hard not to… more ›

  • Breakfast

    He’s been running. Heck, he’s run from mine to his. He says its all downhill and the way back will be harder. We both undress quickly, I leave my pants on. He’s fiddling with earphones, his shorts. I lie back… more ›

  • Perfect.

    I’m sitting on the edge of the bed watching him. He’s not sure what I want so I make it a little more obvious. I lift up my dress and flash my knickers. Then replace it, lean back, arms on… more ›

  • Guest banger number 1: Anon

    Come On Over “Come on over and suck me. Please.” says the text… I giggle to myself. I’d known much earlier in the evening how this would go, but we’ve been texting back and forth for a bit, pretending that… more ›

  • The last time.

    We had fucked twice before and I knew this was going to be the last. We snuck out of the party and went down the back corner, like the first time we met. As he kissed me, his fingers were… more ›