bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

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bangs and whimpers

  • Hot town, summer in the city

    We rode the bus home to my place. It was early evening, hot and close. I could feel sweat dripping down my back. I took a seat, he held onto one of the overhead straps. It was hard not to… more ›

  • Breakfast

    He’s been running. Heck, he’s run from mine to his. He says its all downhill and the way back will be harder. We both undress quickly, I leave my pants on. He’s fiddling with earphones, his shorts. I lie back… more ›

  • Perfect.

    I’m sitting on the edge of the bed watching him. He’s not sure what I want so I make it a little more obvious. I lift up my dress and flash my knickers. Then replace it, lean back, arms on… more ›

  • Guest banger number 1: Anon

    Come On Over “Come on over and suck me. Please.” says the text… I giggle to myself. I’d known much earlier in the evening how this would go, but we’ve been texting back and forth for a bit, pretending that… more ›

  • The last time.

    We had fucked twice before and I knew this was going to be the last. We snuck out of the party and went down the back corner, like the first time we met. As he kissed me, his fingers were… more ›

  • Dirty Martini

    I was meeting this date in a cocktail bar I hadn’t been to before. I arrived first and decided to sit at the bar. Something I never used to do, but recently I’d discovered it was absolutely the best thing… more ›

  • Car crash

    It was weird hooking up with him. Primarily because I had a boyfriend and he had suggested I just get laid whilst we were in separate countries. Because he wanted me to chill the fuck out. Which meant I was… more ›

  • The games marketer

    He was one of those who liked to message a lot. We’d met the once but were planning to fuck the second time. The first date we got on well but I messed up at the end by appearing too… more ›

  • Contains scenes of a strong sexual nature

    He was the first and last guy I’ve watched porn with. It started when I bought him a Polaroid camera. He took pictures of me sucking his cock, in the bath, naked on the bed. it got him hot. I… more ›

  • Message in a bottle

    It was my first international work trip. A group of people I hadn’t met before from all parts of the UK – I was the youngest. Our tour visited Korea and China. I quickly bonded with a guy who was… more ›