bangsandwhimpers

bangsandwhimpers

Welcome to you , dearest reader

You have stumbled upon an almanac encompassing incredible, hilarious and dreadful dalliances spanning ten years and counting

Some are bangs, some are just whimpers: it’s all here in probably way too much detail

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bangs and whimpers

  • Mirror 2

    Many things go through my mind – “you know what to do, you have one”, “hurry up” “figure of 8”. She is smoother than me and I blush as I remember I haven’t shaved as closely as usual.  I start to… more ›

  • Mirror 

    I always worry about what to wear. Tonight is different though – I need sexy underwear and a dress I can pull off easily. It’s not that warm so boots and a coat are in order. Casual, but chic. I… more ›

  • His kink 

    He stands over me, looking down. I’m wedged in the bath, less body conscious than I thought I’d be. Damn my legs look good. He doesn’t have his cock in his hand like I expected but leans over the side. He’s… more ›

  • Another Turk 

    We are in a private members club, sitting almost at the bar because we’ve been told the back area is reserved for a party. He’d warned me that he’d be kissing me within 15 minutes if he wanted to take… more ›

  • The Architect 

    He calls me three times before we meet the first time – twice on the designated day. It’s sweet and a novelty but also freaks me out a bit. It’s just not the done thing for a hook-up is it? … more ›

  • Le Retour

    Four long months. We were both busy I guess. But it hurt. I craved him badly; other partners came and went but none could match him; no – us.  On the morning of our meet he texts me to say… more ›

  • The Financial Account Manager

    He’s early; I’m still at home. I quickly iron a dress, slick some lipstick on and more eyeliner. Strap on some heels and call an Uber. In the bar he keeps touching me – nothing odd, just a gentle hand… more ›

  • The Construction Manager

    We’re chatting online and he mentions he’s free this morning – he has an hour before he gets a train back to Manchester. I check my diary and realise my first meeting isn’t until 1 and I can make something… more ›

  • The Chef

    We meet on an unusually warm Monday after two weeks of flirting. He has arrived first and I offer to find us seats.  He brings over our drinks and we chat like old friends, he is easy to talk to and… more ›

  • The Personal Trainer 

    “Do you want me to spank you in the kitchen? You need to decide in the next ten seconds” he barks.  I am covered in sweat and barely breathing. I have my gym kit and trainers on in the house.… more ›