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• The Chandelier Restorer

  Oct 25

  Yeah, I couldn’t believe it either. One of the most ridiculously unusual professions going. We start with some banter on the app, and then a Saturday night date arranged the… more ›

• The Engineer

  Oct 12

  I’m late of course, but I’m going to be even later now. He’d said the bar was next to the hotel which I’m at, but hadn’t given me the address.… more ›

• The Record Label Guy..again

  Sep 27

  It is Friday night and I’ve had some quite unexpected life changing news. I am still flatsitting, I have cried, like really ugly cried, wailed down the phone to a… more ›

• All Fours

  Sep 19

  It takes me about a week to realise that I am in fact living out the fantasy of the protagonist in the Miranda July novel All Fours. I am living… more ›

• The Canadian

  Sep 17

  It takes about 24 hours to realise that he is only in town for one more night. I even joke with him that he maybe should have started with that.… more ›

• The Hydropool

  Aug 28

  I have been here before many times but never wearing this bathing suit or feeling this horny. It takes me a while to realise that nobody can see if I… more ›

• The Record Label Guy…again

  Aug 23

  Oh this is a mistake. In my sexnotes, it even says “never again” But he’s popped up as a suggested friend in my Instagram, and i send a follow request… more ›

• The builder

  Aug 23

  It is one of the hottest days of the year and I notice the burger first, the way he is holding it. probably a Big Mac although I’ve never had… more ›

• Begin again

  Feb 7

  I am breaking my celibacy, a long year and a bit without anything, no sexual contact. It should feel less like a chore than it does now I know he’s… more ›

• Breast

  Sep 25

  I go for a screening, this time in a mobile unit in a car park. It is almost laughable except it isn’t. I am early because there is no waiting… more ›