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• The property tech guy

  Apr 28

  He’s invited me to his for dinner and an apology. After he bailed on our NYE plans I thought it was over and have already cried quite a lot. Embarrassingly… more ›

• The drainage guy

  Apr 6

  He didn’t ask to do it every time he came over. Over the nine months or so I slept with him around 30 times which averages out around once a… more ›

• The builder

  Mar 25

  I never wrote about him at the time so this isn’t a “hot off the press conference” moment. It’s a while back, a different me. A sluttier one. He kept… more ›

• The sustainability consultant

  Mar 24

  He’s come along at a great time. A wonderful distraction from the break-up and someone who is absolutely lovely to me. Did I mention he’s only 24? So when I… more ›

• The Parliamentary dude

  Mar 16

  It’s been well over a year, we only met twice but wow, I remember his keen puppy dog energy. He was sniffing around a few months back and I told… more ›

• The Property tech guy

  Mar 4

  It’s the second time we’ve slept together, the first was at mine. The first time felt like he wanted to get it over with, which is fine I guess if… more ›

• The Roadie

  Nov 13

  We chatted a bit a few months ago but honestly, I couldn’t be bothered to go meet someone at 10pm in a hotel, even though it was down the road.… more ›

• The Media executive.

  Nov 12

  He’s Spanish and I keep peeking at his profile picture because he’s so good-looking. What the hell does he want with me? We chat for a few days on the… more ›

• The guest

  Jun 4

  I haven’t seen him in two weeks, the last few times he’s bailed. I imagine him fucking his way across the country and ranking his conquests. It’s frustrating but I… more ›

• The builder

  Jun 4

  It is months since I have seen him after blocking him. He became needy and aggressive and I didn’t have the capacity to deal with it. Now it seems he… more ›