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• Let her eat cake

  Jun 9

  It’s the only way I get to see him these days: order a cake. One day I’ll order one just for me. I won’t share it at all, it won’t… more ›

• Gonna make you sweat

  Jun 4

  I’m reminding myself this is only the third time we’ve met. Him: dishevelled, hungover and chain smoking. Me: dressed like a slut and have got off the station at the… more ›

• Roof

  Jun 4

  I’ve bunked off work between meetings : my boss is away and the weather is too good to be stuck in the office. It’s April but feels like July. Your… more ›

• Wednesday 10.30pm

  May 28

  I am on a date, but I don’t want to be. I want to be with HIM. The date is perfunctory: I feel guilty because I blew this guy out… more ›

• 3

  May 22

  How many threesomes start with a roast dinner? Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding with gravy and all the trimmings in the pub? I’ll wager none, but here we are and that’s… more ›

• Sunday night, Monday morning

  May 20

  I met him once, five years ago. We had one date, after I went to see him do stand up and found out his show wasn’t the truth. Yes, I’m… more ›

• Poom

  May 14

  Saturday afternoon on a week where I already have two notches on my bedpost. Yes, I’m greedy. Insatiable. But sometimes when it comes together like this, I can’t turn it… more ›

• Tuesday’s Whimper

  May 7

  I’ve just come off my period and am ripe for some intimacy. My preferred partner is not available (let’s skim over the fact he hasn’t been for some months now)… more ›

• Overnight: stage two

  May 5

  His place is fashionably messy but stylish and feels comforting, unlike most lairs it doesn’t smell terrible. I meet his cat straight away and inwardly laugh at the last boy’s… more ›

• Overnight : Stage one

  May 1

  We’ve already met once this week and tonight was the planned version. A private view of an artist I don’t know but a gallery I do. I know he loves… more ›