One of his kinks is wanting me to breastfeed him; I’m on holiday when this revelation appears and on the beach I sit and fantasise about it. My knickers are soaked and I’m shocked at how wet I’ve got. A long time ago on a dating app far far away a guy asked me if I’d be up for a milking machine. I was horrified and then horny but now I am really flipping out about how much I want to do it. is he serious?

So when we get to it I don’t need to worry about saying the wrong things because at the time it feels so natural. He’s already made me come twice I think. He sucks on one breast and I kiss his face, tousle his permanently tousled hair. He’s gentle and slow and there is no biting or roughness to it. At the same time as suckling he’s stroking himself or me. I feel like I’m giving him the time of his life, but also enjoying it so much it’s not a chore.

I’d found one of those channel 4 doccos about adult breastfeeding so I’d done my homework. I send it to him and we feedback on our thoughts but both agreeing on which couples make us cringe and which are a turn on. we discuss how often I’d have to “feed” him before I produced milk, despite it being fairly unworkable at every 3 hours.

I will never be a mother but the feeling of having a man suckle me doesn’t feel odd. It doesn’t make me feel like a weirdo or that he is. I’m giving him pleasure and taking plenty for myself. He makes the entire experience a fucking delight.